Carrot Cake Muffins
It’s my one year blogiversary – Let there be cake! In the spirit of doing random things for their own sakes and since you’ve all broken your New Year’s resolutions already, here is one of my favourite...
View ArticleI Don’t Want To Belong To Any Club That Will Accept People Like Me As A...
So, it seems that almost every time I go to a website on a mobile device these days, I am constantly nagged about installing a new app that will give me all the latest goodies. Please, just stop. No,...
View ArticleVandalEyes Fantasy World Tour (or I Really Need To Get A Job)
So, if you don’t know who Anne Wheaton and Bonnie Burton are, you might want to skip this post. Or better yet, go to vandaleyes.net or the #VandalEyes hashtag on Twitter and look at some of the...
View ArticleBe My Valentine (or What’s Love Got To Do With It)
Scan of a Valentine greeting card dated 1909. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) So since Christmas, I’ve noticed that page views for my blogs have been way down. I’ve heard the same complaint from other...
View ArticleFriend Or Faux? (or The Unexpected House Guest)
Let’s be friends with benefits (Photo credit: Cali4beach) So, my cable provider wants to be my friend. At least that’s what they seemed to be saying in a recent email that they sent me. Great, I could...
View ArticleSix Better Choices for a Star Wars Movie Director Than J.J. Abrams (or...
So when I heard that J.J. Abrams was directing the Star Wars reboot I was all…meh. Now don’t get me wrong. Abrams is a skilled filmmaker and storyteller from the Spielberg school who has worked hard...
View ArticleTruth in Words and Pictures (or The Circle of Academic Life)
Some say biology is just applied chemistry, while others believe chemistry is only applied physics. Physics could be called applied math, whereas math, it is argued, is only applied philosophy. But...
View ArticleRIP Discovery Channel (or Television Is Getting Unreal)
So, I’m watching Mythbusters (because explosions), and I get distracted for a moment and forget to skip through the commercials. That’s when I see it. The trailer for a brand new show – Alien...
View ArticleFebruary Blues (or Poor Me)
So, Garfield may not like Mondays, but I don’t like Februaries. They are cold and dark and home to too many bad memories going all the way back to junior high school (don’t ask). I wish I could just...
View ArticleRobot Combat League (or How To Ruin A Good Thing In Six Easy Steps)
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots (Photo credit: DavidErickson) So, how do you ruin eight-foot-tall, one-ton robots going head to head in single combat? You turn it into a reality show. Robot Combat League is a...
View ArticleTop Ten Signs You May Be a Nerd (or What’s That Noise)
So, it’s been a while. Just thought I’d let you know I’m still alive. It’s April 15th and it’s snowing outside, so instead of pounding my head on my desk, I thought I’d send you a note. Just kidding....
View ArticleThings I Thought About Today (or Another Possible Start For The Zombie...
Every time I post complete nonsense that I just pulled out of my butt ten minutes ago I get a flood of new followers, so from now on I will just post random keystrokes. Vfihdgkbfbv bfbbh fj by do...
View ArticleHow I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Twisted Ankle
So, I went for a walk today. It’s been a terrible spring so far with the temperature far below normal. Despite the chill wind, I had to get out of the apartment for a while to clear my head....
View ArticleNerd Flirting (or The Top Twelve Pick-Up Lines for Geeks)
So, we all know that geeks and nerds are an awkward lot to begin with, but when you mix in hormones and feelings, things can get a bit sticky, and not in the good way. No, not even copious amounts…Read...
View ArticleI’m Putting Thoughts In Felicia Day’s Head
So if you’re a geek, you certainly know who Felicia Day is. One thing you may not know is that she co-hosts a monthly book club Google Hangout called Vaginal Fantasy Hangout with Veronica Belmont,...
View ArticleThe rear end of winter
So, it’s finally spring here. I can tell by how everything smells like dog shit and rotting garbage. Probably from the months of accumulated dog shit and garbage that have started to thaw. Thanks,...
View ArticleThank You, That Was Terrible (or A Celebration Of Mediocrity In Culture)
So, sometimes I like to look at or listen to things that aren’t that good. Let me explain. A lot of the mainstream releases that come to us are the product of a large team of professionals with many...
View ArticleThe Next Big Thing in Social Media (or Find Out Who Your Real Friends Are)
So, I have the next great idea for social media. It’s a site where everyone can post to it except the person who it’s about. It’s like the complete opposite of Facebook where it’s all about you. There...
View ArticleIt was a dark and stormy night…
For those of you who are unaware of my obsession with VandalEyes, this will mean nothing, but after two of my favorite Twitter people posted shots of their glamorous makeovers for a Cupcake Quarterly...
View ArticleMay the Fourth Strikes Back
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